yo, my flow's feces easily depleted ya species, i get sex from ya girl, then I let her lick my reeces'
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If I was ever stuck in jail in Iran, I think the thing I would regret most is not playing more fantasy baseball.
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My ear feels eerie right now. (I bet that is the first time anyone has ever used that pun.)
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I hate tight jeans, but only cuz I have a huge dick. If not for that, I may wear them.
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People always tell me to "listen to my heart." But I bet if my heart could really talk, what he'd probably say is "GIVE ME BLOOD".
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People tell me I look like I am in the best shape of my life. I used to be obese due to a KFC addiction. What's my secret? A wise man once told me, to solve my problem, I should go to India. I went there, and stayed there, and soon was running short on money. Long story short, I got a tapeworm, and it really helped me shed the pounds.
