I wonder if anyone has ever tried panda veal? I bet its dec. -- Sometimes at work I like to find an empty cubicle and go in and jeroff with iphone porn. The cleanup? I usually just use one of my socks. My dick stays hella soft from all the business sock exposure. -- Know what's worse than elevator music? Anything by 2chainz. Does that mean, in the future...elevators will feature 2chainz?? Dear god... --

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Know what would be a good halloween costume. Dress up in military outfit and when someone asks you sarcastically "So uhh, what are you supposed to be for halloween" ? You tell them "I'm a ghost". And then it gets real sad around here. --- I heard that sandusky liked to eat little kids poop. But he didnt like their normal poop taste so he made them eat extra cheese so it would taste better. people be putting cheese on everything nowadays. --- If you told me 10 years ago, would you rather be normal or do heroin and live in the sewer? I'd have told you clearly I'll just be chillin normal. But in the moment, heroin in the sewer feels pretty dank bro. --- Mormons get to have hella wives, that much is true. But is it worth it if all your wives are beat.. my dude? Even if I'm having a 3-some with 2 5's that don't mean they add up to a 10, alls I'm saying -- I wonder what the origin of the word cunt is. If anyone has access to the oxford english dictionary please hook a bro up --- The main thing that keeps me away from eating human meat is that they don't have it in snack food form yet. --- Do women really have orgies with ripped black guys at their bachelorette parties? OR is that strictly just the pornos I've been watching lately? --- One thing about golfing is that when you kill an endangered species by accident, you can't just run away, you have to play the rest of the course out. Gotta get your strokes in.