If I was a person addicted to having sex with dolphins, these would be my go-to jokes at parties:
How does a dolphin give a blowjob? (Wait for crowd to say 'with its blowhole!')
-I wouldn't know, cuz I usually rape them.
Why do I have sex with dolphins?
-For me, they have no other porpoise for existence.
Did I ever tell you about the dolphin who got free from me?
-It was a fluke occurrence.
Can you anally rape dolphins?
-No, dolphins don't poop, that's what makes them the most innocent creature in the sea.
Can you create a dolphin-human hybrid through sexual intercourse?
-I wouldn't know, cuz I always use a live lobster's claw to give them seabortions.
Monday, December 1, 2014
Sunday, November 9, 2014
College
My friend in college kept porn in his CD drive of his laptop all the time. Kid was into that porn 24/7.
He
had to bring his comp to the tech office at school becuase it was fucked up, they ended
up having to give him a new one and im pretty sure they moved the CD
from the old one into the new one.
Sunday, October 19, 2014
Funniest thing I have read in a while
Made by the emails from an asshole guy
https://web.archive.org/web/20150705003011/http://www.freewebs.com/hotdogturtle2/qwerty/car4.htm
Monday, February 17, 2014
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Thursday, January 16, 2014
NBA formula
In basketball, if you could do a hakeem olajuwan skyhook but from the nba 3 pt line distance, you'd clearly be an unstoppable player. I wonder why noone has ever tried to perfect this skill?
Wednesday, January 8, 2014
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