If I was a person addicted to having sex with dolphins, these would be my go-to jokes at parties:
How does a dolphin give a blowjob? (Wait for crowd to say 'with its blowhole!')
-I wouldn't know, cuz I usually rape them.
Why do I have sex with dolphins?
-For me, they have no other porpoise for existence.
Did I ever tell you about the dolphin who got free from me?
-It was a fluke occurrence.
Can you anally rape dolphins?
-No, dolphins don't poop, that's what makes them the most innocent creature in the sea.
Can you create a dolphin-human hybrid through sexual intercourse?
-I wouldn't know, cuz I always use a live lobster's claw to give them seabortions.
