Great minds think

Great band name - Bearthoven ...  It's disappointing that Macy's doesnt sell mace... ... What type of AIDs do you get at a wedding?  BridesmAIDs... ... A great named for a guy would be Stan Keyleg . . . I actually like getting a stuffy nose.  I enjoy any time I can blow some thick white stuff out of one of my orifices. . .. . This is actually a legitimate business idea: a website where people can track when their internet is lagging.  Call it; Capture the Lag.. . .. .. The other day I was on a date and I was showing this girl a video of me ice skating.  But I accidentally showed her an upskirt video I took of a Japanese girl on the train the other day.  I was all like, yo dont judge me, that shits legal now in some states.. . . .. The best thing you can do for a long train ride is to find the nearest fat man and lean on him.  His fat will act as a pillow allowing for you to have a carefree slumber....  . ..