Wednesday, August 28, 2013

musings

So I was at the strip club, by myself, during the day, for lunch.  Stripper comes over to give me a lap dance, she says "Hi, my name is Wheybecca, but everyone calls me Whey."  She was young, definitely not much older than 18.  I said, I know why they call you Whey.  Its cuz your a pro-teen*.

She didn't get it.





*JOKE SPOILER:
Whey is a type of protein.

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