Creepin thru ya hood

-What's under neath a skirt?  Like really.  I'm not sure whats under there.  I'm dying to know the answer.  Literally its all I can think about.

-I bet if aliens ever came to Earth, the thing they'd find the most disgusting would be old people.

-What happens if in the future, they create a cure for aging?  It will be considered a crime to become pregnant, and masturbation will be finally allowed in public.

-If you get really fat and get one of those big ol' Santa Claus bellies, I think that's pretty chill.