US history is a fun read, tho hella depressing at points
-starts off hella depressing with columbus just merkin mad indians
-tho im sure the history of every country is hella grimey if u look closely enough
-just rapin everyone, all for fun
i think
Back then, especially as a pirate, rape was just one of ur corporate perks, like a 401k is today.
"What, we just travelled across the sea and we DONT get to rape? wtf is this, columbo guy?" So columbro let em have at it. Just go right up to the islanders, who were completely peaceful and not even thinking about fighting these "gods" that came over on a a massive ship, and cut their heads off, rape their esophagus, torture their children--and that's all before the morning coffee!
Of course who really knows which of these details are truly correct. I mean information from back then was so unreliable. Look at the bible, for instance. It was originally written by a random bunch of guys who heard the story from their cousins friend. Shit is like a 3rd-3rd person account a lot of the time, so you get conflicting versions of the same history being told. Then the shit gets edited over and over again as time goes on. Imagine if we made a time machine, had some scientists go back and film jesus and mohamed. "Hey guys, guess what, we found out that those two guys were really just tripping all along on some road shrooms, no visits from god were recorded by the drone video cameras we set up to spy on those bros. Sorry..." I think that would cause a lot of the religious nutbags' heads to explode if we gave em this sort of point-blank evidence. OR they might just continue to deny it like people deny we landed on the moon. Homey if we aint been to space then where's ur satellite tv coming from dawg? But the reality is I think we'll land on pluto before travelling back in time. I don't buy the theory that the happenings in the universe are all on like some video recorder, and if we can figure it out, we can just press re-wind and go back to another time. It would be awesome but I just don't think it works like that, cuz if so, it would imply there are many alternative universes. Like if I went back in time and killed jesus, wouldnt that change our current time? or maybe not, maybe I'm only changing shit for an alternative universe I literally just now created. shit could get wild if that's so. peace, im out
