Does this read like an onion article to anyone else? "The pope says all religions are true. Yes indeed, Martin Luther did meet hella angels from another planet. Scientology? Yep that's all true. Every single of the million gods in hindu religion are suprisingly? all true. Spaghetti monster? Exists--he lives in a volcano actually. Jesus? Yep he was actually white. And he literally was born on december 25th, in a manger. No shit. I have video evidence for all this, actually, hidden in the vatican vaults. Some people believe JC was God's actual son, some people believe he was just a prophet. Somehow, and you're not gonna believe it, but--they're both right!"
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