A poor woman wants to give up her baby. "This is a safe spot". She dumps the baby off at the firehouse.
Later, some firemen walk by. "Hey look guys! Another baby!". From the back, "I can't wait to rape it!".
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Everything's better in the dark. Especially running red lights. "That's not blood, I'm sure of it...Zzzzzzzz"
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Girlfriend: "Jon, why did you send me this video of naked lesbians hula hooping?"
Jon: "Oh, um I thought you would be interested in their hula hoop technique. They're quite talented you know."
GF: "No Jon, I'm not. Not at all."
Jon: "Well aren't you at least interested in the empowerment of women?"
GF icily stares. "No."
Jon: "Ok.....noted" rolls eyes and taps head as if taking a mental note.
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Easy money scheme.
Make a faked OKCupid profile of a cute girl with some enticing but not slutty text in her profile. Guys will go wild and your inbox will be full of desperate men in no time. Find some gullible men and convince them you are an author. If they want to read your works, point them to a site selling some random ebook but it costs like $35. Basically trick men into thinking they might get laid if they buy and read your book. Easy $$$.
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