Skit ideas

A small town strip mall. There is a law firm called "Cumming and Johnson, LLP".

The next week, "Skeeting and Skeeting, LLP" moves in next door.

The next week, "Jizzings and Jizzings LLP" moves in next door.

A large crowd of people gather on the street, all looking confused?

The next week, "Jerkoffs and Blumpkins LLP" appears.

Now the mayor is furious. He's receiving loads of calls about these lewd new law firms popping up in the town.

He calls one of the law firms. They send over one of their girls to negotiate. Let's settle this in the bathroom. Sounds of someone getting BJ while taking a poop are heard.

Narrator: And thus, children, today we learn the importance of blumpkins to any good competitive business strategy.


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Wheelchair guy and his old grandma stuck in a T station and the elevator is broke. His chair is too wide to fit on the escalator. One of the T workers has to carry him up the stairs. The guy nestles cutely in his arms. Once they get to the top floor, the guy gets out of the arms, yawns and stretches casually. Then he walks out of the T station without a word.


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