Some woman at the office was showing the CEO her new ipad.
"I bet your kids would love something like this," she told the CEO. I dont have any kids, said the 40 year old CEO. "Oh Im so sorry. I didn't know your kids were dead".
The CEO: My kids arent dead. I dont have any time for family.
So we all decided we were going to help the CEO find a family. We went to the local club down the street. There were a bunch of orphans dancing to disco-tech. I elbowed the CEO and shifted my eyes from her eyes to the kids'. "dont be shy" I said. "they wont bite!"
But she started blushing. One woman said hey kids, would you like a mom? shes a CEO. She cant give you milk though. One of the kids ran over and started to bite her on the leg.
Back at the office, the CEO told us, well, you guys are pretty much like my family. I was pretty busy jerking off in the womens bathroom during this time, so dont trust this part of the story-- I only heard it second hand.
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